I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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