Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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