Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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