ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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