Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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