worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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