Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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