She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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