you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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