I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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