your thong is hanging out like whoa
i barfeds in our rink
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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