I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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