Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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