The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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