hotel room ftw
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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