And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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