i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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