Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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