At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Found the puke drawer
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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