Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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