yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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