You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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