Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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