Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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