i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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