Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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