It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
this just has baby written all over it
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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