I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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