Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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