You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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