I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
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Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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