Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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