sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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