I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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