Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Dicks are not precious.
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