i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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