i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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