Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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