I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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