Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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