please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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