help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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