I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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