Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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