How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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