Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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