Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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