Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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