problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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