I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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